Tuesday, June 18, 2019
The Wolf Pack.
Who followed my travel stories? If you did there is gist for you. I met a guy.
The pool party was over, in the hype man's voice ‘let’s take it to the club’ ooshey! Let's get freaky! I’ve not danced in a while, today I will dance away.
Lady T and I went back into the room to rest a bit and then change into something befitting. We were also hungry so we ordered food, you don't go drinking on an empty stomach.
The club area was moderate with colourful furniture, the lights beamed intermittently, the deafening music hit me hard. A not so subtle reminder of why I don’t go to clubs anymore.
DJ Alhaji Wolf deserves a trophy, he kept the place alive with back to back hits, you know the heart is merrier with some liquor, almost everybody were doing some serious leg work, even the ladies, I was worried for them, the dance looked too aggressive, Is your womb not paining you? I refuse to be tensioned.
So I stepped out to catch my breathe by wandering abit, some minutes into my walk I saw a wolf pack! A group of 5 men approached me. I greeted them. ‘Good evening ‘ they all replied cheerfully, so I kept waking and they decided to follow me.
One of them ( I guess he's the Alpha male) said to the rest in Yoruba ‘A man who beholds a beauty must go after her” I pretended not to have heard, me beauty? Ok. He followed, walked fast past me and stood in my front obstructing me, the rest of the pack surrounded me.
To be continued...
Friday, June 14, 2019
Meet Temie Giwa, the entrepreneur who built a blood delivery app using Google maps to save lives across Nigeria.
Temi founded @lifebanknigeria with a goal to deliver needed medical products such as blood, oxygen, as well as vaccines to hospitals across Africa.
During the Ita Faaji incident in Lagos, 450 pints of blood was donated through her initiative which equals 1,350 children lives saved.
After surviving a complicated pregnancy, Temie decided to dedicate her life to improving blood access.
Wednesday, June 12, 2019
NAF Aircraft Crash-Lands At Yar’adua International Airport In Katsina

A Helicopter of the Nigerian Air Force has crashed-landed at the Umaru Musa Yar’adua International Airport, Katsina State.
The incident which occurred at about 3:00pm was confirmed in a statement issued on Wednesday by the NAF Director of Public Relations and Information, Air Commodore Ibikunle Daramola.
According to the statement, the crash occurred while the helicopter was returning from an anti-armed banditry combat mission in the Northwest Theatre under Operation Hadaran Daji.
Although details are still scanty, the NAF spokesperson says no life was lost.
Subsequently, the Chief of the Air Staff (CAS), Air Marshal Sadique Abubakar, has directed the constitution of a Board of Inquiry to determine the exact cause of the incident.
The Force said it continues to solicit the understanding and support of the general public as it strives daily to ensure the security of Nigeria and Nigerians.
NAF Aircraft Crash-Lands At Yar’adua International Airport In Katsina

A Helicopter of the Nigerian Air Force has crashed-landed at the Umaru Musa Yar’adua International Airport, Katsina State.
The incident which occurred at about 3:00pm was confirmed in a statement issued on Wednesday by the NAF Director of Public Relations and Information, Air Commodore Ibikunle Daramola.
According to the statement, the crash occurred while the helicopter was returning from an anti-armed banditry combat mission in the Northwest Theatre under Operation Hadaran Daji.
Although details are still scanty, the NAF spokesperson says no life was lost.
Subsequently, the Chief of the Air Staff (CAS), Air Marshal Sadique Abubakar, has directed the constitution of a Board of Inquiry to determine the exact cause of the incident.
The Force said it continues to solicit the understanding and support of the general public as it strives daily to ensure the security of Nigeria and Nigerians.
Although details are still scanty, the NAF spokesperson says no life was lost.Subsequently, the Chief of the Air Staff (CAS), Air Marshal Sadique Abubakar, has directed the constitution of a Board of Inquiry to determine the exact cause of the incident.
Source: Channels TV.
Ebola just spread into Uganda. It may soon become an emergency. It’s the first time the outbreak has spread across DRC’s border.
People crossing the border from Eastern Congo into Uganda have their temperature taken to check for symptoms of Ebola on June 12, 2019.
AP Photo/Al-hadji Kudra Maliro
Ever since the second-largest Ebola outbreak began raging in the Democratic Republic of Congo in August, health authorities have feared that the virus might one day spill over DRC’s porous borders.
That moment, unfortunately, has arrived.
On Tuesday, the World Health Organization confirmed the first case of Ebola spreading from DRC to neighboring Uganda. A 5-year-old Congolese child traveled across the border with his family on June 9 and then sought medical care in Uganda. The boy died overnight, and now his 3-year-old brother and 50-year-old grandmother have also been diagnosed with the virus. They’re being treated in Uganda.
According to the WHO, Uganda has been preparing for this moment. Health authorities there have vaccinated nearly 4,700 health workers in 165 health facilities (including the one where the deceased child was cared for). They’ve also set up Ebola treatment units to isolate and care for the sick.
Still, it’s a disturbing development in an outbreak that remains out of control. “This epidemic is in a truly frightening phase and shows no sign of stopping anytime soon,” said Dr. Jeremy Farrar, director of the Wellcome Trust, in a statement. “We can expect and should plan for more cases in DRC and neighboring countries.”
But the Uganda cases may be the game changer in this outbreak. And if the international alarm is sounded, we should brace ourselves for the outbreak to become politicized in the way West Africa’s 2014-16 outbreak was. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention issued a statement Tuesday saying that DRC’s outbreak still poses a “very low” risk of transmission in the United States, even with the international spread. The same was true for the West Africa outbreak, but that didn’t stop Chris Christie, Donald Trump, and others from using Ebola to call for borders to be closed down.
Buhari Arrives Eagles Square For Democracy Day Celebration.
President Muhammadu Buhari has arrived the Eagles Square in Abuja where the June 12 Democracy Day celebrations are holding for the first time.
The President arrived at some minutes past 10am, he received the state salute and joined in the general rendition of the National anthem.
He also rode in a special inspection vehicle to inspect guards on parade and acknowledged cheers from guests present.
Prior to Buhari’s arrival, Vice President Yemi Osinbajo had arrived at the venue, he (Osinbajo) welcomes some of the invited guests on behalf of the President.

The new Senate President, Ahmed Lawan and the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Femi Gbajabiamila have also arrived at the Eagles Square.
Also present at the Eagles Square are the Ooni of Ife, Enitan Ogunwosi II, former Senate President, Ken Nnamani, Aliko Dangote and Femi Otedola, Jim Ovia.
Other world leaders have also arrived Abuja for the democracy day celebration
A Democracy Day speech by President Buhari is expected as the high point of the day’s events.
Source: Channels TV.
Source: Channels TV.
Lawmakers Were Given Vouchers, Credit Cards To Vote For Gbajabiamila
More facts have emerged on how lawmakers in the House of Representatives both old-timer and first-timer were induced with vouchers and credit cards to vote massively for Femi Gbajabiamila to emerge as the speaker
SaharaReporters can authoritatively report that all members were given vouchers and credit cards with dollar value with a view to influencing and inducing them for votes.
Though it could not be immediately ascertained the amount that was contained in each card.
The card which was customised with inscriptions "Member's Green Card" also have the campaign slogan of Femi Gbajabiamila, 'Nation Building A Joint Tast'
Also on the card was 'Femi Gbajabiamila/Ahmed Wase' boldly written with serial number and date . The card was shared to those who have openly endorsed Gbajabiamila and pledged their loyalty before the inauguration on Tuesday
Before the commencement of the voting in the lower chamber many lawmakers were seen in the chamber's male toilets stuffing dollars in brown envelopes.
The inducement compelled members to display their ballot to show who they voted for as proof and to justified the money given to them.
It will be recalled that about 66 senators who endorsed the candidature of Senator Ahmad Lawan were alleged to have been given N25 million each to curry favour from them during the election.
Gbajabiamila emerged as speaker with 281 votes to beat his opponent Umar Bago who polled 78 votes.
Source: Sahara Reporters.
Tuesday, June 11, 2019
WHAT MKO ABIOLA TOLD GANI FAWEHINMI TWO DAYS BEFORE HE WAS KILLED
Praise be to God for your life and the courage, fortitude and determination with which He endowed you. May we live long to be of service to each other in the contribution we make to the development, peace and justice/fairplay in Nigeria and beyond. The " Express " story is a hoax. True, both Anan and
Anyaoku (apparently working together, although I saw them separately), wanted me to sign a statement that I will not, once again, demand my mandate, once released. They both believed such undertaking would expedite my release. To each of them, my answers were:
(1) Having been cut off from all both human and media contacts for 4 years, I was like a man put in an open grave, I quoted Rt. Hon. Harold Wilson's statement October, 1964, a few days before his first Labour victory in 13 years: "24hrs is a long time in politics."
If 24hrs is a long time, 4years cut off from politics can be likened to eternity. Diplomats can guess: political leaders must be sure because credibility once lost can never be regained.
(2) Both diplomats spoke of arranging my UNCONDITIONAL release. With the demand for that kind of statement that will render me a "deserter". Any release obtained on that basis would be the worst form of capitulation.
(3) The declaration of 11/06/94 was made at a major public rally to thousands of cheering supporters. A statement under the table of AGUDA House purportedly negating it will not be acceptable as authentic. My rejection will naturally read "duress" into it. Judged by the circumstances (therefore) it will not be worth the paper on which it was written. A declaration made publicly (at a major rally) and clear ( in the most unambiguous terms) at any similar rally.
You cannot render a man naked at the marketplace and prefer to dress him up in the bedroom!
(4) That a declaration, like that of 11/06/94, once made and in great circulation, needs no repetition, which, will be superfluous. Made when June 12 was suffering from a terminal illness - in-fact in a COMA - the June 11 shot-in-the-arm had over the years not only revived the patient (June 12) but has also established it firmly on its own base, such that its right to exist would today no longer be denied. In this situation, I could well concentrate on my release, on revamping my health, attending to the wedding of 4 or 5 of my children, re-establish the cohesion of my family, whic has been almost totally eroded, especially after the brutal assassination of my Kudi whilst my leading supporters who have done wonders in my absence, take the full steps necessary for formal VICTORY by G d's grace. It is this point
(5) that have might been twisted or misunderstood by Annan and /or the section of the press who got it wrong.
(6) Finally, I reviewed the history of June 12. I told them that quite at the beginning, Obasanjo in July 1994 came to me with 26 traditional rulers to seek a similar statement. He was told off in no uncertain terms in the presence of the retinue of traditional fathers, after I had explained that the issue is one of God Vs a few "powerful elements".
The voice of the people is the voice of God, " Vox Populi Vox Dei", a popular maxim long before Jesus Christ arrived.
I told them that IBB's only reason for cancelling the free, fair and peaceful poll - a fact he could not deny - was that his leading officers (who would have been retired with him) threatened to kill him and to kill me if he ever swore me in. I did not allow him to use the Koran to swear to "blackmail"
IBB made the assertion to two Northern Emirs- mutual friends of the two of us and Chief Sonekan at a peace meeting called at the presidential wing of the ABUJA airport.
I would not accept the cancellation on that ground or any ground hence my " hijra" of August 2 to mount worldwide campaign, as the local press had then been silenced. I said that if I had accepted what was done, it would have created a most dangerous precedent, not only for Nigeria but most of the third world. The saying would then have been - "who are you to resist what could be forced on Abiola?".
The ultimate effect is that Nigeria would then become a land of "guided democracy ", of the type in the imagination of the late President Sukarno of Indonesia..ho used to issue " voting directives" to his nation of 230 million. God forbid bad thing!
The lapse of five years since the election of 12/06/93 was regarded as fatal to the mandate. Both diplomats told me nobody will recognise me on the basis of the out-of-date mandate. Chief Anyaoku went on further to say he had sought and obtained legal opinion which confirmed the "death of the mandate".
My reply:
Firstly, there's no statue of limitation on valid elections provided the winner did not willfully refuse to take office. The struggle in Sierra Leone more than three decades ago between Milton Margai and Siaka Stevens is a case in point. The Haiti issue re-Aristide is partially relevant.
Secondly, if that were so, then, criminals would have had a lawful right to take advantage of the criminal situation they have created! That, in my opinion, is against equity and the rule of law and, therefore, invalid. They illegally cancelled the election (which they had no power to do) and promoted their usurpation by putting in the most wicked incarceration ever known - 4 years without exercise, access to the sun or even the corridor outside my room.
Thirdly, no nation ever solves her nagging political problems through legal opinion. The Bar of public opinion has a code of practice totally different to that of a formed point of law. I asked Chief Anyaoku what was his interest in seeking the so-called legal opinion? I got no answer because by that time the exchange had become eyeball to eyeball. He looked most embarrassed and dumbfounded. Annan must know that if the majority of OAU member nations gave me recognition, the UN must automatically do the same e.g. the Angola situation between MPLA and UNITA.
The call for the recognition in the London Times of last Friday has taken the wind out of the sail of the "five leg" argument. There was no substance to it.
My final point is that although Time searches o destroys all things MATERIAL, a point made most convincingly by Shakespeare in his sonnets 5, 12 and 64, his emphasis on "never resting time" and the Spencer in "of time
and the River" where he stated that "dark times remind us of and the briefness of our days". TRUTH, which is what June 12 is, is SPIRITUAL AL-HAQQU in Islam - one of the sacred names of God. Therefore, since all things in nature, life and creation are subservient to God(K2:116) willingly or unwillingly, TIME IS IN FACT AND INDEED ON THE SIDE OF TRUTH, K17:81, K34:49, K2:42 etc. and Gospel according to St. John 8:32, Psalm 62:1-2, Isaiah 40:30-31 etc.
It is falsehood, with its associated varieties and crookedness that must varnish as foam on the " Torrent of time".
The FMG, probably did not want to meet me at this stage. Hence, the arrangement made for the two to meet me.
The very top meeting I had on Monday night with two of our service chiefs was to inform me about the death of General Abacha and my friend Ya'adua and talk generally. The atmosphere was most cordial and the service chiefs were most sympathetic. It enabled me to asses the quality and calibre of the two which are most high, indeed. I have gone St. John 8:32, Psalm 62:1-2, Isaiah 40:30-31 etc.
It is falsehood, with its associated varieties and crookedness that must varnish as foam on the " Torrent of time"
The FMG, probably did not want to meet me at this stage. Hence, the arrangement made for the two to meet me.
The very top meeting I had on Monday night with two of our service chiefs was to inform me about the death of General Abacha and my friend Ya'adua and talk generally. The atmosphere was most cordial and the service chiefs were
most sympathetic. It enabled me to asses the quality and calibre of the two which are most high, indeed. I have gone into this minute detail because I heard you were upset when you read the exclusive report. You probably did not know me well enough! If I refused to listen to IBB, my personal friend of long standing, and ignored Abacha, will it be 2 international civil servants who would force my surrender?
Please, have more confidence than that in the future.
All my life I had worked for the result which God in His mercies, gave us on June 12, 1993. Quoting Jesus Christ (Luke 9) "No man having put his hand to the plough, and looking back, is fit for the kingdom of God". The spiritual consequence of any desertion of a sacred cause like June 12 is HELL, which God forbids.
ANOTHER DIFFERENT POINT on 13/1/95, Abacha sent Prince Ajibola to me to say he (Abacha) would not allow me to get any trial because he knew I had large sum of money pad to my recognition which will force him out of office. Ied Prince what he advised. He sad " Patience" Suru ni. I told him to tell my family and lawyers.
When Ore Falomo saw me on 10/5/97, I sent him to you on that. Did you get the messages? Remember me to the family with best personal regards.
I LOVE YOU.
Signed
MKO Abiola
Kudirat Abiola, Adadevoh, Aisha Buhari Make Nigerian Women Hall of Fame
The National Centre for Women Development (NCWD) has inducted the wife of the late Chief MKO Abiola, Alhaja Kudirat Abiola, Dr. Stella Adadevoh, and wife of Nigerian President, Aisha Buhari, into the Nigerian Women Hall of Fame.
The centre said this was in the tradition of keeping records of the wives of heads of states and presidents.
The Director-General of the Centre, Mrs. Mary Ekpere-Eta, spoke in Abuja during the induction ceremony of 22 female icons into the Nigerian Women Hall of Fame.
Ekpere-Eta added that the late Kudirat Abiola, who was brutally murdered at the peak of the struggle for June 12, Dr. Adadevoh, who died while saving the country from the widespread of the deadly Ebola Virus topped the list of the 22 inductees.
She said there was need to celebrate the achievements of Nigerian women considering various barriers which limited them from attaining success, adding that such women had paved way for the success of today’s women.
”The hall of fame features a comprehensive display of records of women from the pre-colonial days, who played legendary roles in trade and commerce, politics, inter-tribal wars etc, but since 2007, no woman has made it to the hall.
“The Hall of Fame provides role models for younger girls and the society at large on the unlimited potential of women in Nigerian society,” Ekpere-Eta said.
She assured Nigerians that the induction would be held every four years to ensure that women were adequately captured in the Hall of Fame.
Ekpere-Eta said the selection was done on merit with documented proofs and assured that modalities, which included quest for excellence, integrity and other positive attributes were the ingredients considered for the selection.
The Wife of the President, Mrs. Aisha Buhari, who was represented by her Senior Special Adviser, Mrs. Hajo Sani, advised the inductees to mentor the younger generation to serve as legacy.
”It is the collective responsibility of women to continue to work in their different areas of specialisation toward contributing to nation building.
“I urge women to continue to operate in transparency, modesty, honesty and integrity which are core values of this administration and to contribute to next generation of women leaders,” she said.
The Special Adviser to the President on Diaspora, Mrs Abike Dabiri-Erewa, said the Hall of Fame would be a tourist centre for foreign nationals and diplomats who visited the country on official assignments.
She said the Hall of Fame would be one of the official places of call because it had added to the Nigerian story with women as major catalyst to national development.
Senator Oluremi Tinubu and Vintage Garba Masi, who were the first females to represent two states in the senate were among the 23 inductees into the Nigerian Women Hall of Fame.
Other inductees included Hajiya Maryam Sanusi Dantata for Women and Youths empowerment, Flt. Lt. Blessing Liman, first female military pilot, Justice Zainab Bulkachuwa, first female judge of the appeal court, Dr Stella Adadevoh, for saving Nigeria from the spread of the Ebola virus, among others.
A GUY AND A CONDOM
I eventually dragged myself out of bed after what seems like the longest 3 days of my life. I went from chopping the life of my head to falling sick. I am convinced that my village people had hands in this, I mean, just because I entered the pool and was afterwards beaten by the rain, Gbam! Asthma came attacking. Warapun!
Nothing beats good health, 3 nights of incessantly ceasing breathe made me appreciate the free air, I inhaled and exhaled in abundance. Still in my pyjamas I headed for the pharmacy, I've been battling with breakout on my face for weeks, it’s now becoming unbecoming. You know how Nigerians notice everything! Even the Aboki down my street said ‘Aunty, treat this your pimples o before e spoil your fine girl’ Smh.
I explained how frustrated I was to the pharmacist, I had bought a particular brand of Acne Fighters, the entire set were not victorious in their fight at all.
A young man entered the pharmacy as I was explaining, I don't know what he came to buy but it was below 100 Naira and he had 1000 Naira with him.
The search for change began, I didn't say a word. I could have just paid for him but since he didn't greet me when he came in, a fine girl like me? let’s all be petty then. They searched and searched, no luck, he was in a hurry, hehe. That thing dey pain.
And the awkward conversation began.
The pharmacist said to him ‘Bros, just pick a pack of condom’ the guy replied with a straight face ‘I don't need it’ In my mind I was like what is a Condom? Is it a multivitamin? Or blood tonic? Hehe. The pharmacist replied again ‘If you don't use it now you can use it later, it cannot waste’ pretty sure the guy was uncomfortable now, he said ‘ I'll pick a deodorant instead’ I was there with a wicked smile on my face.
Anyway, the pharmacist recommended a lotion and gave me a set of multivitamins. I am hoping it works and still wondering why the guy was shy about picking a condom. Maybe he is married, maybe he is celibate, maybe he doesn't like using it or maybe he is...
Nothing beats good health, 3 nights of incessantly ceasing breathe made me appreciate the free air, I inhaled and exhaled in abundance. Still in my pyjamas I headed for the pharmacy, I've been battling with breakout on my face for weeks, it’s now becoming unbecoming. You know how Nigerians notice everything! Even the Aboki down my street said ‘Aunty, treat this your pimples o before e spoil your fine girl’ Smh.
I explained how frustrated I was to the pharmacist, I had bought a particular brand of Acne Fighters, the entire set were not victorious in their fight at all.
A young man entered the pharmacy as I was explaining, I don't know what he came to buy but it was below 100 Naira and he had 1000 Naira with him.
The search for change began, I didn't say a word. I could have just paid for him but since he didn't greet me when he came in, a fine girl like me? let’s all be petty then. They searched and searched, no luck, he was in a hurry, hehe. That thing dey pain.
And the awkward conversation began.
The pharmacist said to him ‘Bros, just pick a pack of condom’ the guy replied with a straight face ‘I don't need it’ In my mind I was like what is a Condom? Is it a multivitamin? Or blood tonic? Hehe. The pharmacist replied again ‘If you don't use it now you can use it later, it cannot waste’ pretty sure the guy was uncomfortable now, he said ‘ I'll pick a deodorant instead’ I was there with a wicked smile on my face.
Anyway, the pharmacist recommended a lotion and gave me a set of multivitamins. I am hoping it works and still wondering why the guy was shy about picking a condom. Maybe he is married, maybe he is celibate, maybe he doesn't like using it or maybe he is...
Friday, June 7, 2019
MY TRAVEL STORIES: MAMI WATER WEY NO DEY SWIM.
Some things don't change, you can never succeed to get me to wear a bikini, that life is not for me, it'll feel like everyone has seen my nakedness and my bride price would reduce, hehe.
I love water a lot, I love to drink it not drown in it. So you can guess what my reaction was when I saw pool party. It's not me you people would kill.
I wrapped myself in a lovely pink dress, it was super cool because Lady T. had the same dress, twinning it was.
The pool area was wide but cozy, the setting was in a 5 to 6 chairs to a table. The pool was at the centre.
We took the farthest seat to the pool, to avoid stories that touch.
The DJ was giving some gbedu and it was entering body. Chicken and drinks was served and in no time people started arriving in twos.
The comedian took the Mic introduced himself and started the show. He would ask us to request our favourite song and sing along.
I don't have a favourite song so I couldn't play the game. One bros requested Da grin's song and ended up singing rubbish.
We laughed and laughed and the human fishes entered the water to do as they please. E no consine me. I may look like mami water but I no dey enter water.
After the pool party the club is next, I couldn't wait.
To be continued...
My Travel Stories.
I arrived the resort in the early hours of Wednesday with my travel buddy Lady T. She had volunteered to follow me when I requested openly for a travel partner. When we got into the resort I saw the excitement in her eyes! It’s almost impossible not to like this place.
The security men by the entrance were very kind, they had given us the two available options to get to the reception, we either take the shuttle or a short walk. We opted for the latter. We walked slowly savouring the fresh air and quiet in the atmosphere. It was magical. Some seconds into the walk we saw the shuttle park! Yes! First picture location! So if you see me standing by the shuttle, just know I didn't ride one.
After a few snapshots we resumed our walk, slowly still, every step was intentional. This is one of the closest one could get to nature. The sky was very clear and the serenity was surreal. We took a left turn after about 5 minutes and we saw a huge glass building, that must be the reception.
A very pleasant lady greeted us, she wore a fitted Orange uniform with a name tag. I usually read tags to call people by their names, it helps in starting a conversation.
The reception area is decorated with orange and black furniture, two men in native were seen talking.” Do you have a booking “ the lady asked, I said yes, gave her my details and we were shown to our room.
I loved my apartment, a one bedroom with a kitchen area, two bathrooms, soft pillows and a big bed. Oh I love big beds. Guess what the colour of my sofa was, yes! Orange! The owner of this property must drink a lot of oranges haba!
There was also a mini fridge, I took water to drink. Lady T. was still looking around and taking pictures. I had requested for the list of activities for the day. By 4pm there would be a pool party.
To be continued...
Monday, June 3, 2019
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE FOR ME
I can't stay still to save my life, you would either catch me singing, humming or worse dancing. Yes I dance on the road, anywhere. What’s worse is I don’t need music to dance, there is always one in my head playing. Those who know me knows this, and well, if you're just getting to know me, welcome.
I went to Muri Okunola VI today to make a delivery, I can't be wasting time to enter cab or keke to VI, it is a trap. That's where you will sleep. So I took bike from New Market. Even with bike there was still traffic. Kosi problem, e go be.
We got to the office, opposite union bank and the bike man did not have change, I told him to just wait to take me back as I won’t be long. Mind you all the while I’ve been singing my song jeje before I got to Mr Daudu’s office.
Knock, knock, knock! "Come in" he said. I entered and he greeted me,I responded. His office was winter cold damn! I liked it so much that I complimented him “your office is chilling” in a playful manner and he said “oh really?” In my mind I was like oh really what? Have you been under the sun recently sir?
His phone rang and he picked, ‘hello, this is DHL office my name is so so so"... I looked around the office again, I was really enjoying the cold so I continued to sing one of Simi’s lyrics “Baby you're the one for me"... I kept repeating that line as that's all I remember of song.
That’s how the Mr Daudu asked “are you singing that song for me?” In my mind I was like which song? No! No way! Not you na ahan! I know I like dark men and all but this one is blaack with a very deep Yoruba accent! I smiled and replied “hehe, no not you”
He tried to be more friendly by asking me to pronounce my name correctly for him, In my mind I as like Daudu stop eet! My name is Molawa and you are not the one for me.
I went to Muri Okunola VI today to make a delivery, I can't be wasting time to enter cab or keke to VI, it is a trap. That's where you will sleep. So I took bike from New Market. Even with bike there was still traffic. Kosi problem, e go be.
We got to the office, opposite union bank and the bike man did not have change, I told him to just wait to take me back as I won’t be long. Mind you all the while I’ve been singing my song jeje before I got to Mr Daudu’s office.
Knock, knock, knock! "Come in" he said. I entered and he greeted me,I responded. His office was winter cold damn! I liked it so much that I complimented him “your office is chilling” in a playful manner and he said “oh really?” In my mind I was like oh really what? Have you been under the sun recently sir?
His phone rang and he picked, ‘hello, this is DHL office my name is so so so"... I looked around the office again, I was really enjoying the cold so I continued to sing one of Simi’s lyrics “Baby you're the one for me"... I kept repeating that line as that's all I remember of song.
That’s how the Mr Daudu asked “are you singing that song for me?” In my mind I was like which song? No! No way! Not you na ahan! I know I like dark men and all but this one is blaack with a very deep Yoruba accent! I smiled and replied “hehe, no not you”
He tried to be more friendly by asking me to pronounce my name correctly for him, In my mind I as like Daudu stop eet! My name is Molawa and you are not the one for me.
Friday, May 31, 2019
OUR FEDRALISM IS A
SCAM
“Politics is the Authoritative
Allocation of Values for the society.” (David Easton)
Nigeria for a long time we know
is a product of coercion of irrational actions of the Colonial Master to create
a colonial appendage for its products and citizens. As a result, one wonders
why Nkiru Asika says, Nigeria has ”over 200 Tribes speaking 300 Languages”,
probably to show the heterogeneous nature of the Product called Nigeria.
Indeed, the valiant diversion
of the Founding Fathers to create a miniature Federal Governmental structures
is commendable- farther from its traditional allies, The Great Britain.
The United State of America’s
Federal Structure did not sprout from the Blues; it was an aftermath of
National Predicaments and Futurist Foresight to give the Minority a voice and
follow a Collective Bargaining modus operandi.
I could remember vividly the
compendium I read while as an undergraduate written by Michael Burgess on the
comparative Analysis of Federations in the world. The United State remained
almost an eternal model of Federalism birthed by Philadelphia Constitutional
Convention (Virginia Plan) and Connecticut Great Compromise (New Jersey)
Where did Nigeria get this
mysterious Federalism from? And why has it remained a producer of Federal
mirage? This answer is not far-fetched, since The 1957 Willick Commission
recommended that to obliterate Fears of the Minority groups, Minority Groups
should be allowed to hold Political Positions to Balance Power against
Inequality, create Special Commission for Minority dominated Areas, etcetera.
With this in our minds,
different governments since the First Republic had been dealing with this
appalling menace of Secession which are in form of Party Conflicts, Civil War,
Religious Riots, Militancy, Ethnic Agitations, Genicidal Struggles, etcetera,
and the only government that has tackled this objectively were Muritala-
Obasanjo Regime of 1976- 1979- probably because of its Marxian Leaning, and
Yar’Adua- Goodluck’s Government 2008- 2011.
Successive Governments aside
those mentioned above can be quoted as often saying or acting in the manner as,
“the Sovereignty of Nigeria is non-negotiable” with so much impunity and pride,
as if they are the Humanity of Nigeria’s existence.
For this Product Nigeria to
move forward, all must understand the Humanity we belong to as being a
multifaceted being and not a one-way path. And we must ensure we go back to the
negotiating Table to bargain for the possible continuous existence of Nigeria
and its Federating Structures.
Why cannot the Biafran Sun
shine from the East? Why cannot the fingering Creeks that bathed Kenule Beeson
Saro- Wiwa from Ogoni flow to the Delta into the Atlantic?
Written by Abayomi Olaofe.
Edited by Molawa Olawale.
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